Author: e***8
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Review: Hey guys wanna hear about how much pu$$y I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat pu$$y like a pu$$y vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating pu$$y with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat pu$$y. I ate so much pu$$y once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel pu$$y. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that bitçh right after. All I’m sayin, don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. Shít. Anyway, I couldn’t eat any pu$$y in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended. Alright fuçk all you guys I’m out.
